" health food "

 [ "Mental health food" ]

1: Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

  * e.g.,  ... My vegan hippie family have been feeding me salad all week. I just wanna watch Gilmore Girls and eat mental health food. 

 [ "Health food crusader" ]

1: An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.

  * e.g.,  ... God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners! 

 [ "health food law" ]

1: the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

  * e.g.,  ... i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!! 

 [ "Health food freak" ]

1: A person who is obsessed with healthy eating e.g. one who cuts salt and sugar intake, eats organic, avoids processed food and is scared of eating unhealthy.

  * e.g.,  ... I an such a health food freak, I am even scared of hanging out with friends!